Lean back in your desk chair and think of a tropical place, such as Fiji. Can you smell it? You probably can’t, because your boss is watching you on those closed-circuit cameras. So wash your man body with Old Spice Fresher Collection Fiji Body Wash—before going to work, and while your boss smells like the inside of a closed-circuit camera booth, you’ll smell like tropical freshness and sunshine. Your body is about to be marooned on a pristine tropical island filled with the scents of palm trees, endangered species, exotic females, one dune buggy, and a lifetime supply of fireworks. The Fresher Collection—where freshness smells from.
From the tropical islands of Fiji, man created one of his greatest inventions: the hammock. Hammocks are what man would sleep in if it weren’t for women, who require sheets and pillows and spring mattresses. But even if you rise from one of these so-called beds, you can still retreat to the shower and wash yourself in the fresh “scent hammock” of Old Spice Fresh Collection Fiji Body Wash.
At a Glance
- Drop-kicks dirt and odor
- Refreshing lather leaves skin feeling refreshed
- Smell like the kind of man who lives in the kind of place that you'd like to smell like
For a True Olfactory Experience, Try Them Together
Grab your scent-seeking Geiger counter and start combing the beach of freshness, for you are about to be rich beyond your wildest dreams. No, not from precious metals. But from the rich scents of the complete Fresh Collection.
Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant
Reduces sweat
Long-Lasting Stick Deodorant
A scent with staying power
Body Spray
Turn up your man-smell
Body Wash
Drop-kicks dirt and odor
Frequently Asked Questions
Fresh Collection Scents
What are the pros of procuring this product?
- It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
- It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
- It smells like cobra fangs
- It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
- It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
- It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
- It makes larger mammals fear you
- It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product?
- It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
- It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
- It smells too manly
- Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
What if my current soap isn’t manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash.
What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant.
What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne.
What if my armpits spring a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant.
What if I’ve lost my man-smell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray.
Take a scentspedition through the heart of freshness with these Fresh Collection smells.
- Fiji
- Matterhorn
- Belize
- Komodo
- Denali