You read this Hooded Sweatshirt. You know I don't really want to talk to you. You know I'm just tired from even being here. But I'm here. And that's all that matters. This Hooded Sweatshirt is for you sly introverts and quiet wallflowers. Just because you're at the party doesn't mean you necessarily like it. This party is loud and filled with the one thing you can't stand: people. So many people. So this says it all. You're here. You're uncomfortable. And you definitely definitely want to go home. Wear this with pride and shush everyone when they close.
If you love being alone then this Hooded Sweatshirt is perfect for you. Never go to a party without it so everyone knows what you're about. This Hooded Sweatshirt is your ticket to understanding when it comes to being an introvert. Wear your introversion on your sleeve and just give it your all when it comes to ignoring people and looking inward. Embrace your inner shy child and just hang in the corner by the popcorn and the punch bowl. It's not easy being here. So let them know.