What Makes Us Marvelous

The natural, organic, and magical ingredients included in my most masculine of formulas are of the utmost importance. I have searched the world over by hot air balloon to bring you the best ingredients nature has to offer and I can confidently say I have succeeded in that search.

Tea Tree Oil stimulates the beard follicle and promotes beard growth. But that's not all: like a friend readily armed with hand sanitizer, it can help fight against dandruff, itching, acne, warts, and more. How fantastic!

Rosemary Oil isn't just delicious, it also stimulates a significant increase in new beard growth. It works to decrease beard loss and improve the microcirculation of the beard-yielding skin, also known as your face. Plus, it can help with dandruff, dry scalp, and balding. How sensational!

Are you not impressed?! I know I am. Almost as impressed as when I saw that remarkably suave monkey rob a liquor store wearing a top hat. Polished Gentleman has a multitude of incredible, natural, and supernatural ingredients making our products as healthy, effective, and gentlemanly as they are. Buy my Beard Growth set now to start cultivating the best facial fur you've ever experienced!

BETTER BEARDS FOR ALL!

Every gentleman deserves a great beard or mustache, usually at the same time. But in order to have the best beard, you must lay gifts at its feet which best please its picky nature.

Fear no more, because I have just the thing to satisfy both your finicky face follicles and your special friend.

With ingredients from such glorious realms as Australia, New Zealand, and other magical places, my formula is a glory of masculine majesty--or at least, it will help you attain such a thing. Organic and natural only, because chemicals are decidedly un-polished.

That's right! My beloved formulas are all free from parabens, sulfates, fragrance, alcohol, and yes--even that dreaded gluten. So even the most sensitive of beards can benefit!

I also make sure everything is carefully pH balanced. Because being unbalanced puts you in the loony bin. And also because your skin and hair are naturally slightly acidic, so an alkaline product (like so many out there) would disrupt and damage your beardedness. Whereas, by matching the pH to the native pH of your skin and hair, which is exactly what Polished Gentleman does, your beard and mustache are allowed to thrive as they were meant to!

My goodman, get the beard you've always dreamed of. Not only will it be glorious to behold, but it will also be incredibly polished. So get polished. Get Polished Gentleman.