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The natural, organic, and magical ingredients included in my most masculine of formulas is of the utmost importance. I have searched the world over by hot air balloon and the depths of the the oceans by humpback whale to bring you the best ingredients nature has to offer, and I can confidently say I have succeeded in that search.
Tea Tree Oil stimulates the beard follicle and promotes beard growth. But that's not all: like a friend readily armed with hand sanitizer, it can help fight against dandruff, itching, acne, warts, and more. Pretty fantastic, huh?
Argan Oil is incredibly rich, like a certain famous duck's uncle known for swimming in gold. But instead of gold, argan oil is rich in vitamins A and E, as well as packed with fatty acids, linoleic acids, and antioxidants, making it very moisturizing and anti-inflammatory. As if superhuman, it can even encourage cell regeneration! Nice as sliced spice pies!
Rosemary Oil isn't just delicious, it also stimulates a significant increase in new beard growth. It works to decrease beard loss and improve the microcirculation of the beard-yielding skin, also known as your face. Plus, it can help with dandruff, dry scalp, and balding. Simply sensational!
If you aren't impressed yet than chances are you wouldn't be moved by the remarkably suave monkey in a top hat I once saw robbing a liquor store. Anyway, Polished Gentleman has a multitude of incredible, natural, and supernatural ingredients making our products as healthy, effective, and gentlemanly as they are. Buy my Beard Growth set now to start cultivating the best facial fur you've ever experienced!
Polished Gentleman beard oil is essential to keep your beard healthy, strong, soft, shiny, tangle free, and full. After all, your face is one of your prime money-makers, so you should bank on it! Beard oil won't just help your beard but your hair follicles and skin underneath! It will help throughout the growing process and stop pesky itchy dry skin! Our Beard bottle is the best in the biz because we use a mess-free easy top that squirts out the perfect amount each and every time, so you don't have to fumble with a silly dropper!
Pro Tip: Use beard oil any time of day, but it's best to apply after your morning or evening shower when your skin/pores are still open, warm. and slightly damp to get the best absorption/results.
Beard Softeners, shampoos, conditioners, waxes, balms, oils, and combs! We have ALL the tools of the trade! No matter if you're trying to grow, maintain, or style your beard, Polished Gentleman makes beard products that work with any beard shape and size! We make all of our products here in the good old US of A, so you can be sure that they are professional grade! Reach out to us with any questions or tips and we will always be there to lend a helping hand!
Quality is Decidedly Polished. And that’s why Polished Gentleman is paraben free, sulfate free, cruelty free, perfume free, and alcohol free. So organic you'll feel like a bear wearing a top hat.
Protect your beardedness. I make sure everything is carefully pH balanced to be used every day without stripping away your skins natural oils. Because being unbalanced can put you in the loony bin.
You don't Have to be Alluring, Manly, Debonair and At Times Simply Sublime - It’s Just That We Know that Deep Down in a Place You Have Trouble Contacting You Really Are… A Polished Gentleman.